IM NOT A SPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My EVIL mom made me post this , its NOT real , i swear to dog !!!!

She must of gottin like an expert or a program or something to create these counter fit pictures of me . ITS NOT REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!

(MOM:apparently the people who live behind us have a couple of labs . one day while i was watering the plants on the pool deck (Maggie was sleeping in the house) i heard this awkward sound , thump , thump , thump , thump , thump !!!! so i looked over the fence to see what was going on , i was shocked to see the male (did i mention he has 3 legs) on top of the (blind) female , humpin' away)

YOUR POINT !!!!!!!!!!!!

(MOM: my point is , that's what you where looking at. let me explain , the next day i put Maggie on the pool deck to let her bark at "HER" "floaty thing" aka chlorine dispenser . when i came back to get her i saw this)

UUH.....BUT.....I WA.......i was....i was scr......i was scratching my nose...........yah , that's it....i was scratching my nose agents the fence , i assure you i do it all the time

(MOM:yeah sure ...... it just so happens i looked over the fence why you where "scratching your nose" and the labs where , "breeding" . I CAUGHT YOU RED PAWED !!!!!! YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Megen's law , are you reading this , ASPCA , Americas most wanted !!!!!!! SOMEONE READ THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Maggie: *speechless*

(MOM: haaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its true !!!!!!!!!!)

Maggie:*passes out !!!!!!!!!!!*

(MOM:so its true , ya little nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!)

Maggie:regains consciousness

(MOM:i have another document of proof)

Maggie:looses consciousness

Maggie is unable to comment at this time ......