hi ya all ,
today was kinda sort of boring , although am happy to report there was no shooting at SDSU . for the last few days mom & some guy from her job (i think there's a little sumsum goin on ...)(mom: umm yah right !!!!!!!!!!!!!) have ben working on a grass pit for mwaself in the back yard . as you probably know there is no grass in my back yard (hahahahahaha that sounds kinda funny;) and an airegirl like me needs a lil grass cuz my butt has a mind of its own ,ya know what I'm talkin about right ?
so anyhoo , today mom woke up at a bright and early 12:35 am , i Had my usual breakfast of a raw eggie , slice of ham and a cup of rice crispies with milk , yumyum , it was soooo yummylicious (probably cuz i was about to starve to death as it was 12:50 am) after that we hopped in the maggiemobile (witch i now haft to wair a seat belt in) and drove off to home depot to buy grass seed for my grass hole(why do i love saying that ?)mom played stupid helpless flirt with the ugly checkout guy to get a discount (mom: well it works .....) on grass seed , who needs a discount for grass seed , mean its like 2.50 for like a billion pounds . geez what a cheapskate ....
after that mom&me drove to PETSMART !!!!!! i ran and pulled my way in and headed for the toy isle , but nooo mom said we where only here for food . DAMIT !!!!! as we where about to check out mom saw a DVD for dogs to intertain us while our hoomans abandon us (this DVD will come in handy alot for me ...)after petco mom took me to the park / 2 mile running trail to go for a quick jog YYEEEEEEESSSSS , i love jogging !!!! there is a little meadow with a pond and an off leash park at the half way point where people who are running rest and stretch and all that boring stuff . while mom was resting i decided it would be a good idea to go for a quick dip in pond and then role in dirt/goosie poo/dog poo/someones spit/week old ham sandwich then reality kicked in . mom started screaming at me , i realized i now need a bath and a 3 hour grooming session at petco . mom got mt leash hooked it to my (before) pink (now brown and black) collar and ran the last mile to the MAGGIEmobile . mom drove me to petco (mom:shelled out another 150 dollars for a deluxe bath and grooming session , ooh and btw did i mention she got the same treatment 4 days ago !!??) 4 hours later mom rescurd fluffy bootisol clean fresh fragrant me and took me home . ooh yeah i have 2 very funny storeys to tell you . at a stoplight on the way home from petco a Ferrari pulled up next to us . mom was like ok , cool car and then went back to giving the red stoplight the evil eye . when the stoplight turned green the Ferrari peeled out turned Right and swerves ( front facing sidewalk ) and "corrected" its self and drove on doin like 90 mph . at the next red stoplight mom&me pulled up next to it expecting to see a hot young rich guy but instead it was like a 90 year old old lady !!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ok this next story happened like 30 minutes after we got home of mom living up to her blond nature . mom has technical retardation . i tell ya when it comes to electronics moms just soooo stupid . i wanted to watch the new DVD and eat some pup corn . mom got the pup corn from the pantry and put the DVD in the DVD thing , then she turned the TV on , hit input and pressed play . no movie . 3 more minute's , no movie !!!! so mom called the the guy who lives next door to come help her .... when he finally got here he looked at the DVD thing and said , "umm its not on" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ooh btw , does anyone know how long it takes to get approved for the bone zone at DWB ??